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OCR: .5.T ONE DAY ABOUT A MONTH AGO, THE PRIME MiNiSTER OF CANADA WAS LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL. HE FOUND THREE SUCH LOVELY LADIES iN A LOUD LOUNGE İN DOWNTOWN OTTAWA. ONE WAS A BLONDE, ANOTHER A BRUNETTE AND THE THIRD A RED HEAD TO THE BLONDE HE SAID "i AM THE PRIME MiNiSTER OF CANADA, "HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST ME TO SPEND SOMETiME WITH YOU" SHE REPLIED, "200.00 PLUS THE G.S.T TAX." TO THE BRUNETTE HE MADE THE SAME PROPOSITION. HER REPLY WAS, $100.00 PLUES THE G.S. T. TAX. IPK TO THE READHEAD HE MADE THE SAME PROPOSITION. HER REPLY WAS, "MR. PRIME MiNiSTER, iF YOU CAN RAISE MY SKIRT AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, GET MY PANTIES DOWN AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET THAT THING OF YOUS AS HARD AS THE TiMES AND KEEP IT AS HIGH AS THE GAS PRICES, KEEP ME WARMER THAN MY APARTMENT AND SCREW ME THE WAY YOU DO THE PUBLIC WI ...